Mike's Gid

Last night I dreamed I was rehearsing for a massive musical play, kinda inspired by jazz musicals like Chicago. And Hairspray.

There were great big numbers and I was an all singing, all dancing gentleman surrounded by girls.

Then it came time to rehearse my big solo song: Have You Met Miss Jones. I had to run up all these stairs. And when it came time to do it, people got in my way and I couldn't get to the top in time.

And when it came time for my director to tell me how I managed, he was fairly critical, and handed me a book. Thing is, all the things he said were already written in the book, which was some kind of performance textbook.

Then I woke up desperate on the toilet.