Mike's Gid

Last night I dreamed that my best friend Danielle and my mother taught me how to grow spiders.

I was told that if you plant a special carnation seed or something like that it would grow to be massive and hold two big spiders. So they threw it into the ground and immediately lost it.

The next big portion of dream was split between hacking up the grass at the bottom of my garden with pickaxes to try and find the tiny plant and moving the widescreen tv to the back garden for some reason, as if that would help.

Eventually I found the tiny roots, right at the bottom left edge of the garden and as soon as I touched them they bounced up into two big plants, complete with plant pot and two tiny spiders. I touched one of the spiders and got a massive fright when it jumped out of its skin and immediately became about 2 inches long.

It was cool though, the spider really liked me and it even had an on/off switch on top to stop it from escaping the terrarium and crawling down my throat at night.