Oops
Well fuck me, turns out people actually read this thing once in a blue moon.
Better update then.
That's right, I'm updating like a bitch. Get used to it.
Fuckin
Have you ever got a brand new shiny piece of fancy equipment that's so fancy it takes you ALL FUCKIN NIGHT to figure out how it works?
Creatures of mercy, shoot.
Yo fuckers!
Got some news for you... jury duty was moved! I have to call in on Wednesday evening, don't let me forget.
I really hope I don't end up being picked.
Mercy this and mercy that.
I have teeth and an ulcer on the underside of my tongue.
